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Me, Chastity Vase

Me, Chastity Vase
My name is Chastity Vase

ABOUT ME

I met, knew and fell deeply in love with a vampire named Danny once but I have to be very careful about how I discuss our unorthodox relationship. Otherwise people will think that you are messed up in the head ; you know crazy, need some time to finger paint and pop your daily meds in a room with no windows and no sharp objects. And yes a place where a strait jacket awaits you if you even yawn too widely.



I learned my lesson from that first dark medicated haze of rage behind those dark, putrid padded walls in the psych- ward and I’m not going back there ever, ever again. Yes, I’ll tell you my wild vampire story ! They can’t stop me from talking and telling a story! But I have to be careful it ’s all in how tell I the story. Before they locked me up I was vehemently and desperately trying to share facts that I could not prove and that made me look crazy.



Out of my own blood sweat and tears I’ve come to realize that there is a very thin line between fact and fiction. So when Mom discovers and she will discover that I’m talking about Danny again and says, “YOU ARE BECOMING DILUSIONAL AGAIN!!! ” I will say, “No my dear, you are delusional . Can’t you see that I’m only telling a vampire tale. Not living one!” She and Dr. Soft will never trick me into saying that I believe that it is a fact again. But I do-- yet I don’t--- but I do--- Yet I don’t . Do-- do-- do!!! Don’t --- don’t--- don’t !



This is nonsense , I know but it protects me so that I can tell you without fear of being locked up again ; all the things that happened between me and my vampire . I’ll start here just talking with you as though you are a friend that I can trust.

PROLOGUE

Everyone behind bars says ,“I didn’t do it. I am not guilty but I really didn’t do it ! ! I did not kill dad and I am being released today. Dr. Soft is letting me out the North Austin asylum and I get to go home. Mom is supposed to watch me carefully for signs of violence, confusion and suicidal thoughts.



“Mainly you are to watch her for violence and call us right away if she threatens you with violence!” Dr. Soft warns my mother in a voice laced with confusion as they talk about me in hushed voices outside of my padded door.



“I don’t understand why you want her out of here? She’s so dangerous! I just don’t know why you want her out?” Dr. Soft quizzes my mother. “She might get up in the middle of the night and cut your head off.” It’s the money! I know why she wants me home. I mumble this to myself. Mom needs money because greedy Mamma has gone through all of the stacks of cash that Danny Habba left piled high for us on the kitchen table. Mainly for me !



Danny left that money piled high on the table for me ! But my mother got control of it all and has spent every bit of it while I’m locked away in here. Now she is wondering if I have any more money hidden away. She wonders knowing that because of my poverty riddled life I can hang on to a dime until Roosevelt says he’s being choked . She’s right I did take some of the stash and hide it.



I have about two hundred thousand of those crisp one hundred dollars bills hidden away in two hat boxes in my mother’s closet: the very last place that she would look. So she’s bringing me home because she can’t find the money anywhere in the house and she needs to spy on me or try to persuade me to tell her where it is, lol a thousand times. I’ll part with every tooth in my head before I give up that money. I am not lying!!!!



The conversation outside of the door seeps beneath it in muffled words. And he insists that she keep me on my medications and tells her AGAIN to call him the minute violence surfaces in me. His voice is intense when he says this. “Get away from her and hide as soon as possible!”



And he promises that the big hog of a woman and scrawny, lizard face man that dragged me out of my basement and jammed the hypodermic needle in my neck the first time will gladly do it to me again. I heard Mom purr like a satisfied cat on hearing that news because she’ll invent any lie to send me back after she gets the money. She promises him to keep a hawks eye on me and my propensity toward killing. Mom watching me lol? What a laugh!!



She’s a prescription druggy in every dysfunctional sense of the word . She knows very well that I did not kill Dad! I did not string Dad up by a bunch of wires and kill him by punching a lot of holes in his head and body with a nail gun. I did not watch him bleed outtt and if I did let him bleed out why couldn’t they find any traces of blood around the body ? Where was the blood? All the idiot experts could think of was a nail gun for all of the puncture wounds .



I did not do it ! I never touched him! But Dad deserves to be dead. I would have done but I just didn’t have the guts to do it. I know who did have the guts and he didn’t kill him with a nail gun either. I feel like saying some awful words but I don’t use profanity. My Dad cussed all the time and I believe it made him meaner and uglier. I think cussing takes away gentleness and civility, it makes a person beastly and mean and insensitive to the feelings and needs of others. Dad was such a beast to me so I ‘ll just take off a letter or two when I talk about him and you ’ll know what I would say about him if I used profanity.



That ASTARD got just what he deserved when the vampire killed him and I’m not loosing any more tears over him! I cried once over his pitiful mutilated body because he is my father . But while I was crying over what was left of his dead body my mind went back to his brutal treatment of me. I don’t know how many times and how hard that lousy ASTARD punched me just below the stomach leaving my ovaries and uterus just throbbing ; I was in excruciating pain. He hit me so hard in my womb anytime that he wanted to hurt me. The pain lingered on for so long after his brutal bludgeoning and I hobbled around for at least a month after his assault. I always healed up just in time to have my cycle come on and almost kill me squeezing through my bruised and swollen fallopian tubes. HE GOT WHAT HE DESERVED!! I’M GLAD HE’S DEAD!





Mom got the living ELL beat out of her a couple of times too but it was mostly overweight me, Chastity Vase , who was the whipping post. I was overweight then. I’m not now, I lost the weight and almost fell through the cracks of anorexia during the craziness of being in love with a vampire. Anyway I’m Chastity Vase and my last name sounds like that uppity way that snooty people say flower vase (VOZZZZZZ).



I am anything but uppity. I’ve always been a victim just trying to survive . I have never been, well liked or loved by anyone ever ; that was until one night while walking through a lightning storm that love found me. I was trying to Commit suicide holding up a metal umbrella and trying to be struck and killed by lightning when a vampire found me . He was a rock star , freshly turned vampire looking for a home because he was being hunted and feared being killed by the oldest vampire in the world, Music Mogul JAKE LARS. Jake Lars was gaining on him and wanted to kill him. Because Danny killed Jake’s daughter, DAHLIA: who happened to be a vampire who loved to plunge her teeth into the fat bellies of infants!Danny being newly turned, was not good with that yet.



So I took him home with me and let him hide in my basement. My vampire didn’t like the way my father was treating me and changed some things when he got there. The vampire rock star turned my life upside down literally in a fantastic way. Danny took me on plane rides . We raced through the clouds in his 2 seater. Danny was so handsome and strong . He was always laughing and wildly strumming his guitar and begging me to dance with him. Me ! I still can’t believe it.



But my heart tells me every bit of it happened and was real. Danny showed a fat girl like me a world that I never even thought existed and definitely never thought that I could be a real part of it.. Dad lost his life in the process of my transformation ; and although it doesn’t seem that way to those around me now; I gained my life in the process.



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(Please see chapters 1-3 on my Blog Archive.)



HOW I MET MY VAMPIRE (Chapter 2)


Chapter Two


Danny Habba’s electric guitar boomed loudly shattering the darkness. I woke up somewhere in a strange big bed with black curtains drawn around it. It was dark inside of the curtained walls and a strong smell of something old and stale, like an attic trunk, burned my nostrils.
Danny Habba’s music was already loud enough to wake the dead and someone was turning it up even louder. I covered my ears so that my eardrums wouldn’t burst and bleed. I wasn’t myself, my mind was slow and I could not focus to remember a terror, or fear that I should have been feeling, and remembering. But for some reason I couldn’t remember what had happened to me.
Each time I tried to remember what I should be worried about my thick, syrupy thoughts met a brick wall and stuck to it; sliding slowly down and disintegrating.
“Please turn the music down,” I mumbled because the loud, acoustic guitar was booming and vibrating so loud that the curtain on my tomb like bed were swaying and shaking.
“Please turn that frickin’ music down!” I pleaded through clinched teeth.
“You don’t like my music?” The rich voice asked, faking sadness.
“ You don’t like Danny Habba? Boo-hoo-boo-hoo,” he laughed and turned the music up even louder.
“Turn that music down! My head is splitting,” I pleaded.
I was in some wave of madness here, wherever here was. There was something so wrong with this big bed with the curtains and musty attic trunk smell. Where was I?
And why wasn’t I more concerned about---about-- I didn’t know or quite remember why I was where I was. I couldn’t remember what it was that I was supposed to be concerned about.
“Come out dance with me.”
The curtain opened and Danny Habba, teen heart throb, Danny Habba best guitarist that had ever lived, Danny Habba best guitarist that ever died…Danny Habba?
“ Baaaa---nana------da--da--dum. Baaaaaa---naaaa---daaaaa---daaa---daaaa---daa-daa.”
He was striking the strings fast, furiously, beautiful, wonderfully, soooo perfectly.
Dead Danny Habba was playing the song Unreachable Girl. He had gotten 10 Grammies for that album.
“ Baaaa--naaa-naaa--daa--daaa-dum. Baaa--naaa---naaa-daaa-daaa-daa--dum.Baaaa--naaa-naaa--daa--daaa-dum. Baaa--naaa---naaa-daaaa-daaa-daa--dum,” he played. Danny Habba was playing his guitar right in front of me. He was standing there, strumming and weaving strings in and out in a way that no one had ever or would again, but how was he?
TEEN HEART THROB DANNY HABBA KILLED IN MYSTERY CAR CRASH DAY AFTER GRAMMY!!! The headlines were everywhere!
“Come on unreachable girl and dance with me!”
I was suddenly up on my feet in Danny Habba’s arms, dancing around with him and his guitar. He let me go and began playing again.
Even though I am extremely shy and not ugly, but definitely not pretty. I’m 25 pounds overweight---which is a lot but on a 5ft 2’ frame, it’s quite noticeable. But with Danny Habba standing there playing Unreachable Girl, I began dancing and trying to twist my hips and dance the way that the popular girls at school danced, when the boys smiled at them.
“ Go Chastity Vase, Unreachable Girl! Go Chastity Vase, Unreachable Girl!”
Handsome Danny Habba, Beautiful Danny Habba, is playing his guitar for me, Chastity Vase.
But wait! How does Danny Habba know that my name is Chastity Vase?
How is dead Danny Habba here playing his guitar and where is here? I stopped dancing and looked at my surroundings. Candles were burning on small tables in a large room. A small dorm size refrigerator sat in the corner next to a portable television. A small stack of current magazines with Danny Habba’s pictures gracing each cover were all in the seat of one lonely leather chair that faced a windowless wall.
Finally, I looked back towards Danny Habba. I didn’t really know what to say. Was I crazy or something? I must be crazy, what else could explain Danny Habba?
I wondered because how could any of this be reality for flesh and blood people?
Then quite suddenly I remembered the falling tree that had been struck by lightning. I remembered how the mighty current of water, rushed past my ankles, and how it made me lose my balance and fall backwards.
“I want to live! I want to live!”
Those were the last thoughts on my mind as I watched the burning tree leap for me.
Was I dead? Was this why I could see and hear Danny Habba? Oh no! Oh no!
I felt tears rolling down my cheeks! Stupid! Stupid me! My need to be in the popular crowd ; around those stupid girls, had cost me my life. And now I was a dead girl.
“Take a seat, Chastity. And let me school you, unreachable girl, in what is happening to you.”
I wanted to cringe when he called me, Ordinary Chastity, “Unreachable Girl.” For a moment I felt that he was making fun of me, but those famous dark eyes of Danny’s were known all over the world for their warmth and intensity. He would never make fun of me. I felt special inside as he looked at me. I was empowered as I stared into his eyes . “Unreachable Girl.”, he called to me again and I gladly sat down in his one chair and waited to hear what he had to tell me about what was happening to me.

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